Friday, January 04, 2008

The Secret to His Success

My boyfriend is independently wealthy, and I have recently unlocked the mystery behind his great success.

No, he's not Tony Robbins.

He follows everyone around the house and shuts off all the lights.

"So I'll just finish up this report and meet you at the cafe at.... ACK! GLAUCOMA!"

"Oh, sorry. Are you in here?"

He left earlier to buy firewood (since it's 15 degrees out and none of the radiators are on) and we met at the door as I was coming in and he was going out.

"Hey, can you shut off the TV?" he called over his shoulder.

"Yeah, sure", I mumbled, while reading a message on my cell phone.

He stuck his head back in the door. "That is, unless you wanted to watch it."

Thoughtful.

2 comments:

zoe said...

what is it with men and TVs? The Twat leaves mine on ALL THE BLOODY TIME even though the room is empty. I think it's in case Kylie comes on - not that he'd be there to see ...

Jackie said...

We got rid of t.v. last week. problem solved.