HOME!

Looooooong week in Chicago.

The schedule was stressful, and I got sick, quickly.

However, there were two positive takeaways (and I can comfortably say "takeaways" after a week of listening to marketingspeak).

1. I'm going to be doing some writing as a part of my job.

I can't elaborate, as it was all just plans hashed out at a late meeting, but I could have kissed my boss. Which would have made the meeting awkward. But still.

2. I love gay boys.

After a crappy, crappy week, I spent Friday night in Boystown getting shitfaced. There were three of us - me, my favorite team member, and my new best friend from Acapulco (pictured at left). We decided to have a contest to see who could pick up the hottest guy. We sat on bar stools, and I yelled "WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!", pulled my lipstick out of my purse, and started to apply. Because if anything's going to attract a gay man in a gay bar, it's a girl. In lipstick.

Needless to say, I lost. But I did win the "who can drink the most cosmos" contest. Because halfway through, I changed the contest to "who can drink the most cosmos and have a vagina" contest.

YAAAY!

But holy cow, I had a rockin' hangover this morning.



The good thing about gay bars is that you can (well, I can) at least count on waking up ALONE and hungover...

I bought the new Harry Potter at O'Hare airport. Harry and I are going to go curl up in my bed.

So good to be home!