I was going to go to bed early, but I've had really bad insomnia lately. And the world's fattest orange cat keeps trying to headbutt me. And I have several unrelated issues on my mind. 1) Anna Nicole Smith is dead. I already emailed everyone I know as soon as I heard. I have no idea why.
2) One of the guys at work joined Weight Watchers about 2 weeks ago. Four days ago, I had a tooth pulled, and since then, I have eaten one of these, and nothing else:
I lost 1.7 lbs.
Weight Watchers guy lost 15 lbs. I keep giving him the finger and telling him he's "Number One".
This is my new favorite commercial:
I HAVEN'T HAD BREAD IN TWO YEARS!!
3) Doctor's offices. Absolutely sick, of them. No pun intended.
Today I had to drive downtown from the airport to deliver some documents. I took the department's new Blazer. I almost couldn't reach the pedals. It was beautiful outside. On the way back, I was stuck at a drawbridge, and started singing along with the radio. It was "We've Got Tonight", and the song is so bad that I was singing and laughing so hard I almost couldn't get the words out. I think I was laughing because I'm so overtired, but mostly because I was so shocked that I knew all the words. And because all the windows were open. My musical gift was meant to be shared with the people.
4) The Kid. Very best thing, ever. She's nuts. And I love her.
The world's fattest orange cat is about to get a manicure.... I just got up to get his nail clippers and he broke into a run, thinking I was getting him some food. The only time this feline cow runs is when he thinks food is involved.
I HAVEN'T HAD BREAD IN TWO YEARS!!
3) Doctor's offices. Absolutely sick, of them. No pun intended.
Today I had to drive downtown from the airport to deliver some documents. I took the department's new Blazer. I almost couldn't reach the pedals. It was beautiful outside. On the way back, I was stuck at a drawbridge, and started singing along with the radio. It was "We've Got Tonight", and the song is so bad that I was singing and laughing so hard I almost couldn't get the words out. I think I was laughing because I'm so overtired, but mostly because I was so shocked that I knew all the words. And because all the windows were open. My musical gift was meant to be shared with the people.
4) The Kid. Very best thing, ever. She's nuts. And I love her.
The world's fattest orange cat is about to get a manicure.... I just got up to get his nail clippers and he broke into a run, thinking I was getting him some food. The only time this feline cow runs is when he thinks food is involved.
Oh, Fatboy, are you in for a cruel surprise.
3 comments:
I love the orange cat. I guess I am a cat lover deep down even though I love my dogs now.
The commercial was priceless and sooooo true for us. :(
I hope your mouth is better and you get some rest.
Mandy--hugs to you too.
I also love your orange cat. He's beautiful!
How's your mouth feeling? It's no fair to you to have mouth issues! There's so much funny stuff that comes out when its working right.
Huge hugs to you!
Mandy, call me when you can.
Pam, I love my cats, but I'm secretly a dog lover.
Stacie, check your freaking email already!!
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