Jesus loves my hair like this

So I'm flipping through the channels, and I'm perplexed. Why are tele-evangelists so weird-looking?

Tele: they're on television.

Evangelist: they do God's PR.

If you were doing God's PR on television, wouldn't you want to look a little more... natural?

Perhaps the way God intended?

Maybelline was not God's doing. I don't care what anyone says. Making Pat Robertson look exactly like Yoda, well, who's to say.

I just don't understand how alien hair became a criteria. Or what significance it has.

I'm just askin'.

When 900 years you reach, look as good, you will not.

-- Yoda