Saturday, December 23, 2006

TV is better when you're drunk

Sometimes, my two worlds collide. For dinner this evening, I am having 4 Cosmos, and the Kid and I are sharing a .33 cent box of Publix macaroni and cheese.

I bought the martini glasses at Takashimaya. (Sometimes, when you peel back a tiny corner of my white trash wrapper, a little bit of my fabulous peeks through.)

Sometimes I forget that I'm a broke single mom at a dead end job in Florida. Although I needed to go grocery shopping for dinner this evening, I came back with vodka, white lillies, and pomegranate juice.

Can you say "delusions of grandeur"? I think you can.

Now I'm watching "Fairly Odd Parents". I don't get this show. But the pyrotechnics are fantastic.

Shut off your ringers, ladies, I feel a drink and dial coming on....

1 comment:

Stephanie said...

Waiting.........still waiting for your call:)