My work buddy Rich, who usually likes to stand in my cubicle and rub his nipples (Oh, Mary, I don't believe you for a second), went to the hospital today with chest pain. Rich, who has an insanely high cholesterol level, works about 12 hours a day. Another co-worker went to the doctor after not feeling well a couple of weeks ago, found his arteries were severely blocked, and had an angioplasty the next day.We're talking about this today while Rich is on his way to the hospital, and T starts talking about how his heart hurts sometimes when he exerts himself. What a waste of a Master's Degree, eh?
Me: And what is it that's going on with your dad right now, Boy Genius?
Him: (refusing to make eye contact and trying not to laugh) Umm... he's having some heart problems.
Me: Jackass.
After Angioplasty Guy has a brief chat with T, T agrees to see a doctor.
Uh-huh.

3 comments:
How is Rich????
Rich stayed at the hospital for about three days, and was discharged. We went to visit, but he was off the floor, so I blew up a rubber glove and left it on his pillow. No heart attack, they're just keeping an eye on him.
Mandy, we'd just have to open another bottle...
:)
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