Monday, September 11, 2006

Q: What do single moms do when deathly ill?

A: Suffer.

A reflection from my mirror, pictured at right.

I gots the Bronchitis.

I think my 26-pound child has dropped a pound or two. Of course, I don't know how long you can trail a field of Cheerios across the living room carpet and hope she'll graze and put herself down for a nap when necessary.

I have a job interview at 9am. This should be pretty.

I'm off to rest my weary head on my gigantic pilla.

JOKE OF THE DAY AS TOLD TO THE GUY LUCKY ENOUGH TO SIT IN THE CUBICLE ACROSS FROM ME, WHO IS SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING SENDING ME A PHOTO OF HIMSELF IN A KILT FOR MY BLOG:

Me: Knock, knock. (This is so my favorite joke.)
Him: Who's there?
Me: The interrupting cow.
Him: The interrupting cow w-
Me: MOO!!!!!!

3 comments:

Pamela said...

The templates drive me nuts and I always need help. Luckily I have a friend who helps me.
I like your blog. I enjpy your writing too.
I hope you are feeling much better tomorrow for your interview. I hope you get the job if it's the right job for you. :)

Stephanie said...

Man that sucks that you aren't feeling well!!! I hope this is a great job for you --- I told Brendan your joke -- HE LOVES IT!! Whitlee said -- "we don't have a cow" You just have to love a 2 year old!!!

mary said...

Oh, Pammy, I had no idea you were around!! I love your blog. I feel like such a domestic slacker....

I cancelled the interview. The pillow seemed like the better choice.:)

Steph, you have no idea how hard I laugh when I get to scream MOO!!!!!