I might not be able to "drink milk".My body may not be able to "process lactose".
Drinking the largest bottle I can find of Starbucks Mocha Frappuccino during a math exam might not be a "good idea".
Apparently, nothing can save me from myself.
Lactose what, Mary?
Lactose Intolerant. As in, I tolerate not lactose.
And what sounds better than a gigantic bottle of "Fuck Up Yer Insides" on a pleasant Saturday morning?
Oh,... ah, nothing. One, please.
Uh-huh. And where will you be living, Mary, after you can't pass this math class?
In a van, down by the river, I'm thinking.
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At least you'll be by the river -- sending you a ginormous bottle of Frap!!!
Did you pass your test??
Your posts always crack me up. :)
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