I drank the blog-aid.

At this very second, I am 100% certain that a vast, clandestine network of Super Bloggers are high-fiving their own foreheads and IM'ing the "piety smirk" emoticon to one another.

When the elastic waistband of one geek cinches, it is felt by all.

Do I need to be heard?

Loved?

Acknowledged?

CHECK! More importantly, however, I need a reason to keep shouting, "Shut up! I'm working on my blog!" at the office. Won't it be ever so much more funnier now.